Imagine it. You live with your family. A letter comes in the mail. It tells you that one of you is a frakkin skin-job, a dirty Cylon!
Don’t say you haven’t thought about it. We all know you have. Now you can watch it play out. As usual, additional episodes inside. Be sure to get through them all, episode 1.4 is by far the best!
I love Twitter. It makes me feel so good that people want to follow me around, hanging on every word I type. I never knew that there were people out there that were just waiting for me to say “Good Morning!” and then tell them what I had for breakfast (two granola bars). I am that interesting.
What? I’m not that interesting? You really shouldn’t say that.
You REALLY shouldn’t say that.
Those of you that know me know that I love Zombies. Well, maybe love isn’t the right word. I hate Zombies. They scare me. Zombies and Robots. When the world comes to an end, I am pretty sure one of those two are going to be the cause. For that reason, I have dedicated myself to keeping as up to date on all Zombie and Robot news around the nation. For instance, did you all know that Robots are now walking the fashion catwalks? It’s true! You can read about it HERE. What’s next, robots babysitting your children? That’s just a stone-throw away from robots trapping you in your home and demanding that you stay put while the rest of their robot cousins overthrow all the worlds governments and take control of all the weapons of mass destruction so they can launch them on your head.
It could happen. It is happening.
Take for instance this video found on the streets of LA. Apparently there has been a Zombie outbreak in Los Angeles and the government has quarantined the entire city. There are some people on a reality show that are broadcasting it all for everyone to watch.
It could happen… As usual, more episodes after the break!
Is this the best car commercial ever? I think it just might be.
Produced by The Midnight Show, starring Andy Richter, this commercial is fun, entertaining, and even ends with a surprise you really don’t see coming.
Why can’t real television have commercials like this?
What do you get when you add a 70’s cop spoof, a small dude, ninja’s, tang, and an ice cream bimbo?
You get one fantastic voyage called “The Lost Archives of Quincy Taylor”
Really, there isn’t much else I can say about this one. It’s solid. Do yourself a favor and start watching. Episodes 2 and 3 are inside.
I love the College Humor guys (and gals). There are very few bits they have that have failed to make me laugh.
That said, I’m really happy to see them launch head first into the comedic music video department. It’s about damn time.
Wait… I know they’ve “made it” with their new show on MTV and everything… But I can still post their stuff, right?
Okay, stop reading and press play! Watch “If I Were a Bro!”
Enjoy! Have a great happy Valentine’s Day everyone! And please, don’t hit anybody with a 2×4.
What? You haven’t ever watched any of BriTANick’s (rhymes with Titanic) sketch comedy videos? Well, you’re just going to have to remedy that by playing the video above, “The 9 Ways To Treat A Woman”.
Because, as the video educates you, there is obviously only 9 ways that a man can treat a woman.
The strange thing is… I’m pretty sure I use at least 6 of these on a daily basis… Well, that sure explains a lot!
Did you all know that The College Humor Show premiered on MTV last night?
I didn’t. I don’t get MTV. Not that I don’t want MTV, Dish Network doesn’t offer the channel in HD (yet) so I don’t have it. I’m an HD snob, if you don’t have it in HD, I don’t watch it.
But I did watch it online. It’s everything I hoped it would be and more.
I’ve been a fan of collegehumor.com for what seems like forever. To see these guys rise from the depths of college hell all the way to… well… MTV, it’s kind of inspirational.
They have everything I want. I hate them.
More videos, as usual, inside.
As I’m sure you gathered from the post title, I have decided to dedicate every Friday to a video, or series of videos, that I find to be excruciatingly bad.
That’s right. Bad.
I know I promised that ClaytonBoen.com would be dedicated to the great talent found on the Internet, but I’m finding that I learn more from bad works of art than I do from good ones. You can view something good and enjoy it, but when you view something bad there’s something inside of you that had to pick it apart. Something that forces you to say to yourself, “Self, I never want to do what these people did. It’s so bad! I need to figure out what they did wrong so I NEVER do it myself.
So in the inaugural week of Bad Video Friday, I present to you: “Couch Cases”
“Couch Cases” tries to mimic successful shows like “In Treatment” and “Web Therapy”. It doesn’t do a very good job.
But instead of me talking about why its so bad, I want to invite you all to talk about it. What did they do wrong? What would you have done differently? If you’d like, there are a few more episodes inside the post… Watch them all, if you can (I couldn’t).